On Wednesday, this lovely lady sent me a fantastically fun website called Gizoogle dot net. It’s basically a translator that turns all interweb sites into sites written by the dog father, Snoop D-oh-double-G-ya-see? I had no choice but to gizoogle the hell outta my blog and the blogs of my friends. It’s seriously a least ten mintues worth of laughing your face off. The sad part is that my blog was more entertaining in dog speak. Hm. Maybe they are on to something here.
I give you an excerpt from yesterday’s Thankful Thursday post in Gizoogle.
“In lookin at mah Daily Mile flava I realized dat I haven’t had a non-workout dizzle up in a full week. I’ve muthafuckin* gone fo’ a run tha past five days up in a row. I’d be lyin if I holla’d I wasn’t gettin all cracked up on hustlin again. I aint talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy biatch. I can’t help dat shit. Once a runner, always a runner. That bein holla’d, I think itz time fo’ a rest day. Bikram yoga last night helped soothe mah musclez yo, but todizzle calls fo’ not a damn thang. Woot!
As I mentioned, I be hustlin a shitload lately but I know dat come tri season I be bout ta be annoyed at mah craptacular bicyclin game. My fuckin poor Dolly is just chillin up in tha corna lookin pitiful. I straight-up intend on gettin a ride up in dis weekend. Y’all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Please hold mah crazy ass ta dat shit.”
Yes. It’s quite hilarious and inappropriate. Which, you know, I love. I think my favorite part though is the final line of Thankful Thursday.
“Today, I be thankful fo’ funk challenges wit playas. What is yo ass thankful for?”
Of course, you can always go to the Gizoogle texilizer and it’ll translate whatever you type in. Pretty cool right?
Happy Friday peeps! If you’re racing, good luck! AKA Kool as fuck Fridizzle peeps, muthafucka! If yo ass is racing, phat luck, muthafucka!
*I don’t condone all of this cursing but you have to admit it’s funny.
I think we need to keep the hustlin down to a minimum.
LOL I am probably going to spend most of my time today on that site!
10 minutes? You didn't stay long enough. I laughed for nearly an hour. My stomach hurt so bad……for shizzle!
Oh my goodness! This blog has finally gone to the dawgs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finding that site was truly the highlight of my day yesterday. LMFAO!
I'm with Jason it made me laugh for at least an hour. It doesn't get old! My blog is 1000x more interesting in dog speak. Dat be da truth biatch
Why did snoop dogg carry an umbrella?? FO DRIZZLE MAH NIZZLE!!
Looks like some of the homework postings of my students in their classes.
Damn – that site is like five years old.
Wow, that is amazing. Maybe you should designate a month or a week every year to being the time that bloggers post in Snoopified form. It could be a thing…
Oh LMFAO fo'shizzle!
LOL! This is amazing. But I can kinda hear a lil' bit of B.o.B already in that translation no matter Gizoogle! Can't wait to go Gizoogle peeps!
I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.
and now the entire office at IBM is wondering what the strange noise was. thanks for that.
A good reminder for us bloggers not to take our writing so seriously. Hang back and marinate on some facts. Cheers!
snerk. hilarity ensued.
what a find! my blog is way more entertaining this way!! lol
🙂 Thanks for the laugh!
Hilarious! I love it.
Hilarious! Please, please include every Thursday from now on, "What is yo ass thankful for?" Best line ever.
will you please translate all your comments and emails to me on that website before sending until further notice? k, thanks. so funny!
OMG HAHAHA I almost peed myself!