Taking a queue from the talented Betty White, this gal is going to be hot in Cleveland.*

“Why yes B.o.B., you can borrow this hot, blue hoodie so you don’t freeze your tuckus off in Cleveland. Hot in Cleveland is merely an expression…”

That’s right folks, I’m heading to Cleveland in May to cheer on the Redhead and my friend Dr. H during the Cleveland Marathon. I’m going to run the half and then be an athletic supporter while they finish the full. I better step up my game though or I’ll only finish with a short time to spare considering how speedy these two ladies are!

To say I am excited would be an understatement. It’d totally be like a Geico commercial. Picture it:Suit jacket guy stands in empty room.

Is B.o.B. excited to go to Cleveland to see her friend? *LONG PAUSE* Does a certain Redheaded runner like talking about boobs?

Redheaded Runner, “Soooooo…. boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs. And boobs, boobs, boobs and boobs. BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS!”
Aaaaaand scene.
On another note, I’m starving. I don’t remember being the garbage disposal during my taper weeks but for some reason during this taper all I want to do is eat. Seriously WTF? I’m like a freakin’ food monster.

Anyone else feel like this during taper? I think Harold said that he did so at least I know there is one other maniac eater out there. Hahahaha. That’s it for me kiddies. Tomorrow will be a glorious 10 mile run. I can’t wait! And after my run I’m going pre-birthday shopping. What? I totally, like, need stuff nkay?

Have a great weekend and be careful out there.

*Not that I’m keeping a tally or anything but I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned either Betty White or The Golden Girls in about fifteen of my posts.