Hi all. It’s me, Lloyd. My mom likes to call me the Attack Terrier. Yeah, she’s hilarious. I want you all to know, I have never attacked anything other than the garbage bin a few times. It was being belligerent and thus deserved it.
I have commandeered this blog to tell you all about Mom’s odd contorting on the living room floor yesterday. I have never seen her do this and am a bit concerned.
For starters she turned on that big, loud talking box in MY living room and proceeded to watch some lady in super tight clothing twist all over the place. I’ll never understand all the human clothing. It’s much better to be naked. (You’ll never see me on a worst-dressed list.)
(See? Naked as a jay-bird, and twice as cute.)Anyway, this lady kept telling Mom to do stuff the way she did. And let me tell you, Mom did not look like this lady. Mom was all sweaty and huffing and puffing. She even had the nerve to tell MOI to stop throwing my toys at her. I just wanted some fetch time like she promised. But did I get fetch? Nooooo. I got some lady telling Mom about the benefits of pilates, whatever that means.
I have never seen her do this. Normally, Mom comes home, changes into her tight clothes (there’s that clothing thing again) and bounces out the door. This coming home and warping herself all around the living room is really going to get old quickly. It seriously cut into my nap and fetch time. Plus she seems to be super agitated by not being able to do what the above mentioned lady is doing. I tried to lick her face and she just shooed me away.
See if I ever let her rub my belly again.
I am concerned. I am very, very concerned. It’s super important that I get fetch and nap time in. You would not want to see me angry. Just ask that garbage bin.
*Mom asked that, even though I commandeered the blog today, I give a special shout out to Lauren at Team Giles and tell her thanks for being AWESOME. Go read her blog, I hear she talks about good nom noms, healthy stuff and life in general.
I love Lloyd. Stank breath and all. 🙂
P.S. You really should've put a pic of him in all his ragamuffin glory.
Love the post. I often wonder what my cats thinks when I'm jumping around then doing yoga in the living room…lol
Added a pic of myself, for all of you to enjoy.
Lloyd– hang in there– clearly your Mom has some issues– But it's important that you are there for her through this strange and difficult time… Remember she is family and no matter how freaky she gets– you must remain faithful. Good luck, my thoughts are with you through this trying time. 🙂
Just ran across your blog! What a funny post… Lloyd is ADORABLE! You are quite the inspiration for a beginner… thanks!
How funny! Pilates…I've tried that once and only once!
Yeah, Lloyd, some of us are concerned about your mom as well. LOL
just kidding, of course.
Well, sort of.
tee hee, too cute!
Lloyd, Sadly I enjoyed your post more than any of the tripe your Mom has published. But that will be our little secret…
Very cute, and keep up with the pilates, it can only get easier!
That is hilarious! I tried Pilates in college and never really got the hang of it or was very good at it. I did Jillian's 30 Day Shred the other day in the house and Tyke kept jumping up at my while I was doing jumping jacks. They are so funny! I left you something on my blog!
Lloyd is such a good pup 😀 I love this!
BAAAAAAHAHAHA, this is awesome.
Hey, Lloyd. This is P-Funk's daughter, LuLu! Glad to hear I'm not alone with the 'needing attention' syndrome. I usually just sit and stare and put on a really convincing helpless, sad, near-tears stare. This gets P-Funk all the time! You should try it!
Hit me up soon for a playdate!
Heheheehe. This is GREAT! I'm going to have to borrow this idea and write a post from my cats point of view. I think he'd have A LOT to say about me if he could! haha
Lloyd is one funny dog!
Lloyd, shouldn't you be out chasing some cats?
Llyod is so cute! I can only imagine what they really think about.
haha! I often wonder what my little guys think I'm up to!
Hi Lloyd, we feel your pain! Your mommy needs to put down those pilates and play fetch! It's the least she could do for making you sit through all those boring videos! You deserve a treat!
I know it's tough but I'm gonna give you a few pointers:
* Go into her bathroom trash can and rip everything inside to shreds while she is doing this ridiculous activity in the livingroom
* Use that stank breath to your advantage, while mom is huffing and puffing, get right up in her face and huff and puff yourself. Have you ever seen a human vomit? It's funny.
* Chew those awful tight clothes to pieces. You know you want that crotch area, I know you do.
She'll likely quit doing this activity soon enough. Vomit and no clothes is a good way to end the bad behavior, don't you think?
Tell your Moms she sounds like me when I'm shredding! It's not pretty sight. Ah ha. Oh and ask her WHEN this marathon is over. LOL
Cute post. Hang in there Lloyd.
I just LOVE Lloyd. He should take over the blog more often. 🙂
In a hushed voice…..
Lloyd – you want to get mom's attention? Go to her room. In her room you'll find this smaller room she uses to store all those clothes that you despise. She'll also have all these things that smell like dead cows. Dead cows with rotting garabage in them. She told us herself that she has them. Take a couple out of that small room and chew on them. She'll give you the attention you deserve….
And you thought the Michael Vick dog fighting scandal was bad … this takes it to another level
Lloyd, your first mistake is to begin to even try to understand a woman. I suggest you just love and adore the crap out of her. if she needs to go all twisy on you, let her be who she needs to be. also, don't let her know what you did to the couch pillow–ever.
Hahahahaha… I love the attack terrier!!
ok. i had to read the first few paragraphs twice to realize this was coming from lloyd and not b.o.b. yeah, i know, you so clearly spelled it out and i missed it. still quite entertaining once i finally 'caught on' 🙂
hang in there lloyd. she'll be back to disappearing for an hour long run instead soon enough!
Aww, what a cutie. And OF COURSE there's a fierce zebra blanket there too.
What a creative angle for a post! I love it and laughed out loud! Now go have some fetch time! LOL