But then….it was over. What next?
Well, if you are like me, you become a greedy running maniac, just looking for your next fix. Like Charlie Sheen on the drug Charlie Sheen, you become a total addict.
Because of this post marathon lag, I’m a greedy runner right now. I want to run as much as I can and I want to sign up for as many races as I can. I think it’s to replace the void that I feel after a marathon. “People may mistake my passion for anger…”So I will do what all addicts and the greedy do. No, not shack up with multiple porn stars, I’ll sign up for more races. Let’s see, I’ve got a 5K coming up in April and that *gulp* Olympic distance tri in May, plus the Cleveland Half…but I want more. I’m not sure where this thirst for running came from, sure it’s always been there before but right now seems like I need to RUN a la Forrest Gump. (How many pop culture references can I fit in one post? I’m on a roll.)Since I’m heading to Cali in two weeks to visit a friend, I may find a 5K there or just run around like Katy Perry sans the cupcake bra. Wait. That didn’t sound good. I’ll still wear a bra, it just won’t look like a Little Debbie snack cake. Also does anyone know if Charlie Sheen runs? I can totally see that being a fun race….Anyway, here’s hoping I get my fix soon or I may start saying crazy things like “I have tiger blood!” or “I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rockstar from Mars!”
We've got some killer races out here!! Come on out!! Enjoy that post race high you deserve it!
I loved this one! 🙂
LMFAO! You are cracking me up and it's even more hilarious because I can actually here you in my head saying all this out loud. It's actually quite a shame most of your readers have never met you in person… Can't wait for Cleveland!!!
According to the RW interview (last year-ish) with the brother on Two and a Half Men (Allan, can't remember his real name), Charlie Sheen works out but does not run. Although I think the claim that Charlie works out might have been a kind over-statement on Allan's part.
tigerblood! it must be tigerblood. quit pretending your not special 😛
"Winning!" That's exactly what you are doing, "Winning!"
Charlie Sheen is SLAYING me right now. Part of me hopes it's one big troll.
Where in California are you going to me? If it's in the LA area you should grab the LA bloggers for a meet up/run.
I've always thought that post marathon is like post Christmas. You spend all that time and then it's over and you get that "now what" feeling! I'm sure you'll get your fix! I can't wait for your Olympic tri!
I loved this post! I'm glad to see that you (like Charlie) have decided to stop pretending you don't have "Adonis DNA"—you are definitely a Greek running goddess at the moment..
For some reason, I don't think Charlie runs. Just a guess, but he doesn't quite look like a runner, unless that photo is post-marathon. Cheers!
Tiger blood! Bring it!
Have you registered for the Cupcake Marathon? I don't think so and it takes place in March so it's a perfect fit for your craziness of wanting to run.
And yes I said CUPCAKE
I can never understand you Rockstar types????????
He spewed tons of great one liners that are totally relevant to running. I love it! And I totally get and appreciate what you're saying! Go get em!
Just make sure you sell out for "total victory" there buddy!
Thought you have been a little too busy lately to run around the world….sounds like you need a little more free time.